"Ello. My name's Whiskey. Have you joined the Fora Self-Preservation Society yet then? Spring is 'ere and you melon heads better get the proper gear on!
Hang on a minute lads and ladies...I got a great idea. There's a stash of Thousand 'elmets at Fora Studios. We're gonna raid the place. We'll get through it if we work as a team. That means you do everything I say!
Order your 'elmet NOW and we'll make 'em pay $10 from EACH 'elmet to Assistance Dogs Australia.
Bugger it, we'll demand you get your shipping for nothin'. So use the DIscount Code SPSOCIETY if you buy online, alright?
While you're there grab your FREE Cavallini Bicycle Blueprint Poster. It's worth $12.95.
Look great and keep your "noggin" safe while cycling or skateboarding even WITH a helmet on. Look at Whiskey, he's the proof.
Get FREE Australian AND International shipping for a limited time. That's right we'll send the helmet overseas FOR you!
Order or Pre-Order your Thousand Helmet and free Cavallini Bike Print now and don't miss out!